What a crazy way to wake up! After I woke up from a dream that I had "Blocked This Application" (facebook lingo) on Honour's crying -i fell back asleep....
Then I woke up again at 8am. But, this time it was to the pounding on my door and ringing of my doorbell. It was almost time for David to get home from working the nightshift at the hospital. And, I couldn't figure out why he just wouldn't use his house key. So, slightly annoyed, I got up from my sleep/nursing to open the door.
To my complete surprise and shock, I found Justice on the other side of the front door. And, he was Butt naked! I totally freaked out wondering how my child got to the front yard on the other side of a locked door naked.
He became very nervous because I was acting totally crazy. So, I calmed down and asked him what he was doing naked in the front of the house outside our locked door.
He told me he had to go to the bathroom, so he decided to go outside in the backyard. And, of course he can't go poop with clothes on.... Yes... He pooped and peed. And, of course our genious dog ate the poop.
Well, he couldn't get the back door open again so he went through the gate to the front yard to come in the house through the front door.
I couldn't help but laugh, but I did have a talk with him about going to the bathroom in the toilet if there is one around. He agreed that he would do that from now on.
DECK THE STALLS
10 years ago
1 comment:
hahaha! good thing you answered the door! i wonder how long i would have taken to go myself.
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